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-The Wargamers are significantly more bent than I previously thought
-Bacardi 151 tastes like burning
-Real porn is kind of boring
-Total straightness in a guy is a turn-off
-Watching very tall guys making out with very short guys is funny XD;

Yeah, so, we had a little mini-Wargamers party Friday night. It was, in short, made of awesome. I got more tongue in one evening than I have ever, pretty much.

Yesterday was a little bit more low-key - my dad is visiting, so I went and had dinner with him and we wandered around some. Right now, I am off to go to the movies with him, w00t.

Date: 2006-11-12 11:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
Elaborate more on the "total straightness" bit? XD

Date: 2006-11-13 06:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Jordan, while otherwise interesting to me (good-looking, smart, in Science), is unfortunately totally straight.

Date: 2006-11-13 08:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
Hahaha I was hoping so. :D

*found him totally fucking hot.* *will probably lurk more around the dungeon in hopes of bumping into him. errrr.*

Date: 2006-11-13 08:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Haha, lucky.

I am shafted, as all the bi girls are already dating people D:

Date: 2006-11-13 09:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
In a weird way, it seems like absolutely all of us are shafted. Luck seems to have it that most guys aren't eligible for the straight girls either way XD AND NOW I WILL EXPLAIN HOW. IN A HANDY-DANDY FORMAT.

A GUIDE!!!


1] Are they actually interesting and good-looking? If yes:
     Gay.
     Or taken.
2] If they are straight and single:
     They're probably incredibly socially awkward and will try flirting with you. Very badly. You will not be interested, as they are not interesting and good-looking. See #1.
3] If they are interesting, good-looking, single, and straight, they're probably not interested in you.
     Or there's something profoundly fucked up in their psychology anyhow.
4] If by some sort of chance they are interesting, good-looking, single, straight, and open to being interested in you, you will never meet them in the mass of 40,000 people that is UBC.
4] Conclusion: Shafted and not in a good way.

Date: 2006-11-13 08:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
See, divide the initial number there by ten, and if they're single, gay/bi and interesting, they're probably gigantic drama queens.

Though I'll warn you - by a certain standard, Jordan might fall under 3) up there. He's non-bent in terms of gender-orientation, but I think I can safely say he's into fetish stuff, and likely into BDSM. I know he goes to Sin City, which is a huge bi-monthly fetish night downtown, well enough to know it's policies and the kinds of people that go there, 'cause he was talking to Rosie and Chris about it.

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