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-The Wargamers are significantly more bent than I previously thought
-Bacardi 151 tastes like burning
-Real porn is kind of boring
-Total straightness in a guy is a turn-off
-Watching very tall guys making out with very short guys is funny XD;

Yeah, so, we had a little mini-Wargamers party Friday night. It was, in short, made of awesome. I got more tongue in one evening than I have ever, pretty much.

Yesterday was a little bit more low-key - my dad is visiting, so I went and had dinner with him and we wandered around some. Right now, I am off to go to the movies with him, w00t.

Date: 2006-11-12 11:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_9476 (from dreamwidth.org)
Life lessons for us all.

Date: 2006-11-13 06:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Indeed XD; The 151 one is probably the most easily generalized.

Date: 2006-11-12 11:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
Elaborate more on the "total straightness" bit? XD

Date: 2006-11-13 06:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Jordan, while otherwise interesting to me (good-looking, smart, in Science), is unfortunately totally straight.

Date: 2006-11-13 08:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
Hahaha I was hoping so. :D

*found him totally fucking hot.* *will probably lurk more around the dungeon in hopes of bumping into him. errrr.*

Date: 2006-11-13 08:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Haha, lucky.

I am shafted, as all the bi girls are already dating people D:

Date: 2006-11-13 09:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_20422 (from dreamwidth.org)
In a weird way, it seems like absolutely all of us are shafted. Luck seems to have it that most guys aren't eligible for the straight girls either way XD AND NOW I WILL EXPLAIN HOW. IN A HANDY-DANDY FORMAT.

A GUIDE!!!


1] Are they actually interesting and good-looking? If yes:
     Gay.
     Or taken.
2] If they are straight and single:
     They're probably incredibly socially awkward and will try flirting with you. Very badly. You will not be interested, as they are not interesting and good-looking. See #1.
3] If they are interesting, good-looking, single, and straight, they're probably not interested in you.
     Or there's something profoundly fucked up in their psychology anyhow.
4] If by some sort of chance they are interesting, good-looking, single, straight, and open to being interested in you, you will never meet them in the mass of 40,000 people that is UBC.
4] Conclusion: Shafted and not in a good way.

Date: 2006-11-13 08:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
See, divide the initial number there by ten, and if they're single, gay/bi and interesting, they're probably gigantic drama queens.

Though I'll warn you - by a certain standard, Jordan might fall under 3) up there. He's non-bent in terms of gender-orientation, but I think I can safely say he's into fetish stuff, and likely into BDSM. I know he goes to Sin City, which is a huge bi-monthly fetish night downtown, well enough to know it's policies and the kinds of people that go there, 'cause he was talking to Rosie and Chris about it.

Date: 2006-11-12 11:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_223426 (from dreamwidth.org)
Coolness! I'm glad your weekend's goin' well :3

I agree with you on number 3 & 4, btw. Real porn sucks, but the imitated stuff is ok... if it's lesbians or gay men *coughLWord/QaFcough* ^^; (Het porn, imitated or actual porn, is such a turn off for me, I've realized.)

~melle

Date: 2006-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Yeah. Said porn was made more interesting by one of my male tiny asian friends acting out what the chick in it was doing along with the video XD;

Date: 2006-11-13 07:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_223426 (from dreamwidth.org)
Haha! I guess that's a step up, then. ^^; Unfortuantely, it still wouldn't turn me on since I'd know that imitated from real het porn (was it het?) XD;

Still, sounds like you had a kick-ass night! Hope ya had a good Sunday :3

Date: 2006-11-13 07:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Yeah, het - 'World of Whorecraft' XD;

I did, thanks :D

Date: 2006-11-13 10:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_223426 (from dreamwidth.org)
Pfftt... Holy shit, that should be coined!! XDDD 'World of Whorecraft' (tm), copyright: Cocoa. Pwned!

Sweet!! ^^; Just wanna know what you think about 'em. 8D

Date: 2006-11-13 08:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
No, 'World of Whorecraft' was the actual name of the porn XD;

Haven't gotten around to it, sorry ^^; Been running around all weekend.

Date: 2006-11-13 09:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_223426 (from dreamwidth.org)
o_O; ...Are you... fucking serious??? HOLY SHIT!!! ... excuse me while I go laugh my lungs out. XDDDD

That's ok. I'm probably being too pushy about it, actually XD; I just wanna know if Lissa & I are the only ones who think it's hot. XD; *cough* But 'least your weekend was cool :D;

But, but . . .porn is <i>awesome</i>

Date: 2006-11-13 03:24 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_62595 (from dreamwidth.org)
Regarding real porn: Maybe you just aren't finding the good stuff?

Date: 2006-11-14 01:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mimi-hearts.livejournal.com (from dreamwidth.org)
Barcardi anything is acid in general. xDDDD j/k

-Watching very tall guys making out with very short guys is funny You just made my day. xDDD

Real porn is weird. Then again, I've only ever seen the one minute accidentally clicked ones. xDD

Date: 2006-11-18 11:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ext_185081 (from dreamwidth.org)
Bacardi is REALLY bad rum. Even some no-name brands that are cheaper are better. I hear really good stuff about Rhum Barbancourt but I haven't gotten a chance to pick up a bottle yet.

I'd comment on porn but I think I've put more thought into it than is appropriate and I'm not sure if I'd come across as coldly analytical, or just a TOTAL perv.

Date: 2006-11-18 11:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Ahh, but do any of them come at 151 proof XD;? I don't think anybody was drinking for the flavor, just the alcohol content.

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