practicality: (Leon Kennedy // Lone Wolf)
Y'know, I tend to call myself lesbian rather than bi, because while I do find a number of men aesthetically pleasing, it's always in the objective sense rather than being sexually attracted to them (granted, I'm picky and don't find that many people sexually attractive, so the fact that the few of them are women doesn't mean that much).

But Leon? I would totally do that boy. Mmmyes.

Date: 2006-10-26 07:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
See, you'd be in luck if Janelle lived in LA XD; You like a decent rack, she likes tiny Asian girls, you both like horrible pr0n.

Um. We could have mutual sympathy-sex XD;?

Date: 2006-10-26 07:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] doctorskuld.livejournal.com (from dreamwidth.org)
Hey, I have a plan.

1. Get choloroform.
2. Choloroform Janelle.
3. Ship Janelle to me in LA.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Yeah, I'm totally down with pity sex. I'm so unsexed right now I'd even take pity sex from friends. Hey, at least it's mutual pity sex! :D

Date: 2006-10-27 12:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org
Step 4 amuses me XD;

Unfortunately, I am also not in LA, which makes pity sex a bit hard.

Profile

practicality: (Default)
practicality

September 2020

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
131415 16171819
20212223242526
27282930   

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

  • Base style: Abstractia by chiming
  • Theme: Abyss by chiming

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 16th, 2025 09:43 pm