I think many of my problems in life would be solved by getting laid. Unfortunately, this seems to require being straight and having no standards, neither of which are true.
ext_185081 (from dreamwidth.org)2006-10-07 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could try acting like a straight guy. Yelling at girls on the street, leaning uncomfortably close to girls in conversation, openly staring at their bodies, etc. I mean, it works for so many of them...
ext_126195 (from dreamwidth.org)2006-10-07 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah ... I need sex too. My last sexual encounter involved St Patrick's day with my best friend and her boyfriend. Ehehe. Very interesting indeed.
Girls are impossible to get with for some reason. Even the ones I know who are straight out lesbians just waffle around the topic of sex when it's been obvious in the past that we both wanted to tackle each other. Frustating.
Doesn't help that my boyfriend lives in Columbus at the moment.
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Yeah ... I need sex too. My last sexual encounter involved St Patrick's day with my best friend and her boyfriend. Ehehe. Very interesting indeed.
Girls are impossible to get with for some reason. Even the ones I know who are straight out lesbians just waffle around the topic of sex when it's been obvious in the past that we both wanted to tackle each other. Frustating.
Doesn't help that my boyfriend lives in Columbus at the moment.
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