Still not good enough. My lovely wonderful boyfriend can lift me up. Or better yet, he can get down the things I need. You ought to find yourself one. They're downright useful. When they aren't being absentee assholes for the duration of a weekend and some plus days. (I think I need a man-pet.)
No dice. Try again. (Find me a man-pet and maybe I'll consider it.)
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I'm not debilitated or legless you h0r. :E
Still not good enough. My lovely wonderful boyfriend can lift me up. Or better yet, he can get down the things I need. You ought to find yourself one. They're downright useful. When they aren't being absentee assholes for the duration of a weekend and some plus days. (I think I need a man-pet.)
No dice. Try again. (Find me a man-pet and maybe I'll consider it.)