practicality: (cold-hearted bastard)
practicality ([personal profile] practicality) wrote2009-08-31 06:40 pm

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[Locked to everyone but Rufus]
I dislike having to make this so...public, but I am getting very tired of repeating myself. I am not available. This man, Rufus Shinra, is also not available - he is mine, in every way that counts. If you harm him, I will kill you, personally, in a completely literal sense of the word. This is not a threat, it's a promise.

I hope I've made myself clear here

Edit: its come to my attention that in my temper some of my meaning was a bit lost. I'm not going to kill anyone for flirting with either if us, although the attention would be unapreciated, and I have no qualms with, as Taiwan so eloquently put it, 'punching a cheerleader'. However... /harm/ him, and then things get nasty.

[identity profile] libertine-turk.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
About damn time you finally said something, you know you might have saved yourself some grief earlier than this if you'd just came out with this little confession before now.

Seriously though man, you should lighten up just a little, just cause someone flirts with your 'partner' doesn't mean you can threaten to rip their spleen out..now if they actually try to take it further after being told to back off..well then you're perfectly well within your rights to kick the guy's scrotum up his own ass.

However, I totally want in on the assassination if anyone actually hurts the boss-man.

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly true. Though the threat was only intended for those that actually harm him - I suppose my warning was less than clear.

I'll let you know if the need arises.