practicality: (cold-hearted bastard)
practicality ([personal profile] practicality) wrote2009-08-31 06:40 pm

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[Locked to everyone but Rufus]
I dislike having to make this so...public, but I am getting very tired of repeating myself. I am not available. This man, Rufus Shinra, is also not available - he is mine, in every way that counts. If you harm him, I will kill you, personally, in a completely literal sense of the word. This is not a threat, it's a promise.

I hope I've made myself clear here

Edit: its come to my attention that in my temper some of my meaning was a bit lost. I'm not going to kill anyone for flirting with either if us, although the attention would be unapreciated, and I have no qualms with, as Taiwan so eloquently put it, 'punching a cheerleader'. However... /harm/ him, and then things get nasty.

[identity profile] forsvaret.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's a dude!!

[identity profile] forsvaret.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I hit on a dude!!

[identity profile] forsvaret.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't interested in dudes!!

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep the advice in mind. Thank you.

[identity profile] notrepublic.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You're like totally welcome.

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh. Then we shouldn't have any problems, then.

[identity profile] libertine-turk.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
About damn time you finally said something, you know you might have saved yourself some grief earlier than this if you'd just came out with this little confession before now.

Seriously though man, you should lighten up just a little, just cause someone flirts with your 'partner' doesn't mean you can threaten to rip their spleen out..now if they actually try to take it further after being told to back off..well then you're perfectly well within your rights to kick the guy's scrotum up his own ass.

However, I totally want in on the assassination if anyone actually hurts the boss-man.

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly true. Though the threat was only intended for those that actually harm him - I suppose my warning was less than clear.

I'll let you know if the need arises.

[identity profile] lolicountry.livejournal.com 2009-08-31 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...
Did this really... need saying?

[identity profile] oftpartitioned.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
FJSDKKKKKKKKDSFKJLKAS

[identity profile] oftpartitioned.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god like I SPIT MY DRINK OUT HAHAHA THATS WAYYY FUNNY somehow coming from you hahaha

[identity profile] wlkingdisaster.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, having some problems?

[identity profile] lolicountry.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
....

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
A bit.

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
In a way. More trying to prevent future ones, though.

[identity profile] wlkingdisaster.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, just remember that trust is very important in relationships.

And...violence doesn't really solve anything.

[locked to Tseng] (srs Sheska are srs)

[identity profile] librariansheart.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Tseng, are you and Rufus all right? Is anyone hurt?

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
You would be surprised what violence can solve, I think. But I'll keep your advice in mind.

[identity profile] wlkingdisaster.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised what it can make worse.

[locked to Sheska]

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, though not from a lack of desire on my part.

We're fine, relatively speaking.

[locked to Tseng]

[identity profile] librariansheart.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Would you like to come over so you can vent a little?

[locked to Sheska]

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, but it's alright. I have things to move right now anyway.

[identity profile] citydragon.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, perhaps not so much. But point.

[locked to Tseng] (puzzled now)

[identity profile] librariansheart.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
...To move?

[identity profile] wlkingdisaster.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You been with your partner long?

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