I still say I didn't do jack-shit to deserve all the shit I'm getting. Excuse me for speaking okay, I'm SORRY I opened my big fat mouth at the wrong damn time.

Since you obviously don't need my ass around at the moment, I'm going to go get lost in this city and check it out since that was originally what you guys were supposed to be doing here.

If you actually need my happy ass for something just call me up on my cell as I brought it with me.