In a weird way, it seems like absolutely all of us are shafted. Luck seems to have it that most guys aren't eligible for the straight girls either way XD AND NOW I WILL EXPLAIN HOW. IN A HANDY-DANDY FORMAT.
A GUIDE!!!
1] Are they actually interesting and good-looking? If yes: Gay. Or taken. 2] If they are straight and single: They're probably incredibly socially awkward and will try flirting with you. Very badly. You will not be interested, as they are not interesting and good-looking. See #1. 3] If they are interesting, good-looking, single, and straight, they're probably not interested in you. Or there's something profoundly fucked up in their psychology anyhow. 4] If by some sort of chance they are interesting, good-looking, single, straight, and open to being interested in you, you will never meet them in the mass of 40,000 people that is UBC. 4] Conclusion: Shafted and not in a good way.
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1] Are they actually interesting and good-looking? If yes:
Gay.
Or taken.
2] If they are straight and single:
They're probably incredibly socially awkward and will try flirting with you. Very badly. You will not be interested, as they are not interesting and good-looking. See #1.
3] If they are interesting, good-looking, single, and straight, they're probably not interested in you.
Or there's something profoundly fucked up in their psychology anyhow.
4] If by some sort of chance they are interesting, good-looking, single, straight, and open to being interested in you, you will never meet them in the mass of 40,000 people that is UBC.
4] Conclusion: Shafted and not in a good way.