Oh god, that was just a fluke. Here I am, barely standing on my two legs completely piss drunk from the half bottle of beer I'm in hte middle of drinking.

OH! And just so you know, there is a blood blister on my neck the size of a golfball. I have a feeling this must have something to do with when you beat the shit out of me on the weekend >>

man, i better sober up

serious, i usually have the WORST alcohol tolerence EVER