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practicality ([personal profile] practicality) wrote2006-08-13 04:19 pm

Minor Cosplay Rant XD;

Largely, the fact that I am pale and English and have great big round eyes is an advantage in cosplay, because so many video game and anime characters do not look Japanese or even just generally asian in the least (even the ones that are supposed to be Japanese). However, this means I am totally and completely screwed when it comes to characters who look at all asian. Like Roy. Or Tseng (this is why I'm planning on Rufus instead). Or, at the moment, the demi-fiend. Yes, I am weak. It's the tattoos, because they are freakin' awesome.

I do find it amusing that there are a number of things I can do about the fact the demi-fiend in shirtless and I am a 38B, but not about the fact that he's Japanese. Because yeah, already tried fixing that for Roy last year. Mostly just made me look kind of silly, which is why I don't post those photos anywhere.

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'd do sexual favours, be we both know how secure we are in our sexuality. Instead I could fix your car, or possibly chop wood in your backyard.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I still owe you stupidassparodyart of FIRE HOUSE Ren.

Although I always imagined him looking all bara-ish.

And you really aren't very bara-ish.

So yeah, you'd look ridiculous. ;3

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
With the shaggy eyebrows and everything? Ouch.

Though I do have a doujinshi kind of like that... it is the worst thing ever. Also the funniest.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, I can fix my own car and chop my own wood. I'm small but tough, man. And I have manly legs. Snk.

You'll have to do better than that.

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I can reach for things in high cupboards, shorty.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
See, so you could totally play the demi-fiend in a parody fashion. It'd be the epitome of awesome. And everyone would laugh at you.

What more could you want?

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Our Fuuma is also six feet, and wears these 6" heels for Touda that make me cry in shame for my shortness.

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly YOU could be my Dante. I am the Demi-Fiend that ate his wheaties, and you are... Every female Japanese cosplayer who tries at Dante ever.

...Oh yeah, it's been brought ;p

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I can find a stool, you jerk! XD

...We were offered the handicapped apartment in our first place, snk. Everything was the perfect height for me!

...But there you go. I'm too short to play the demi-fiend.

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
That is ridiculous, and you know it. Even with a stool you'd need to perform comple acrobatics to get something out of a cupboard.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're almost bringing a tear to my eye, man. Just picturing that causes me gut-pains.

Besides. Dante is WHITE. WHITEY-WHITE-WHITE-WHITE!

And I am the brownest little Asian chickie you ever did see. Snk.

Although you'd probably be a good Dante now wouldn't you. But you have to be Remus.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
What are "comple acrobatics"? >.>

I'm not debilitated or legless you h0r. :E

Still not good enough. My lovely wonderful boyfriend can lift me up. Or better yet, he can get down the things I need. You ought to find yourself one. They're downright useful. When they aren't being absentee assholes for the duration of a weekend and some plus days. (I think I need a man-pet.)

No dice. Try again. (Find me a man-pet and maybe I'll consider it.)

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahah, you could be Dante to my Remus! Quiver in terror, uke Dante, and cry like the helpless little girl you are >:3.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, not my fault you keep crapping out on me for costumes XD;

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm too sexy for this thing you call 'spelling'.

Oh, I have every intention of finding myself one, as I got tired of the J-land variety. Possibly I could find _you_ a J-land one, and you could drag him around on a chain. (Women fantasizing about being the uke, my ass. Who wouldn't want to beat-...)

...Er, love, cuddle, and adore hot men? Yes.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
My Subaru at Otakon two years ago is an inch taller than me XD; You just can't tell from the photos.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Gahaha.

I'm not sure he ever cries like a helpless girl, per se... >.>

He cries in a manly fashion, dammit. His tears are the blood of champions.

I don't think I could ever play a seme though. I'm forever and perpetually uke. In all endeavors, it seems. I'm like... "the uke mod" at y!G too. How... odd.

*cries like a helpless little girl*

Damn you'd be a good Remus though. Rawr.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't really planning on having a Dante, honestly. The only characters I've cosplayed I'm actually accurate to in height are Roy and Subaru, which are both never happening again. Three inches on the demi-fiend is better than the five or six I've got on Seishirou.

None of my chacters I cosplay have any ass XD; Well, 'cept Ada. Ass aside, though, I am largely build like a skinny teenage boy, although not quite as much as you are.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
_If_ she had a Dante. It appears I differ from the two of you in believing Dante is an essential accessory XD;

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's fun, although it takes a little getting in to. And it's wicked hard to find copies of, augh *paid $70 for her used copy*.

[identity profile] ext_237597 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he isn't, but a 5'10" demi-fiend is just a little odd period, as he'd be taller than a good portion of people around. He's canonly on the average, if a little short, side. :D

[identity profile] ext_25570 (from dreamwidth.org) 2006-08-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Er, you mean the five or six Seishirou's got on you ;p. Oh CLAMP, you crack fiends. If he were really that height he would lumber like a giant through seas of tiny Japanese people.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Height, I've learned, is far less obvious than it seems like it should be, unless you're standing back to back - it's all in the proportions. I was a 5'11" Yuna and the only bit that looked wierd was my eyebrows, because I don't pluck mine.

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Skuld is failing me, and I'm not doing Rufus for Y-con anyway, so there will sadly be no stealing XD;

[identity profile] momijizukamori.dreamwidth.org 2006-08-14 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, that's what I meant. And that's not as crack as the magically shrinking Satsuki.

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