Then Sephiroth found out and killed Vincent, leaving just the cape and claw, which is why Cloud has them.

Huh...oh yeah. I think you're right.

...I can't even keep our own KH crack straight XD;

yeah, me neither.

You know...if Sora is the child of Cloud and Vincent...and Riku is the child of Sephiroth and Cloud...that means Sora/Riku is incest. XD

And if they have children, they're going be inbred for Cloud's angst genes. XD

Speaking of kiddies...
http://web.mit.edu/skuld/www/clonebaby.jpg

OH MY GOD, it's Riku's clone baby! Better that than inbred! ¬_¬ Right?

(And yes, I realize I owe you a line. I'm dying from finals right now. As soon as I'm done or bored I'll post you a line. :3)