practicality

Someone totally needs to write Dante/Virgil in the form of an epic poem. Possibly with sex as a stand-in for war XD; I'd do it myself except I'm absolute crap with meter. Bonus points if it's in terza rima!

(It struck me this morning in English that I possibly know a bit too much about epic poetry, at least for an eighteen-year-old. I blame Dante.)