Way above shirts. I'd love to know if the leather chafes Sephiroth's nipples. He's gotta get cold wearing that, and I'm assuming the overcoat isn't satin-lined... or maybe it is?

Cloud's sword is pure crack. He must be He-Man.

And how the hell does the Masamune stand up to that thing? You've gotta fight a Cloud and tell me how well your sword stands up.