Maybe a second cousin, then? (No. Tseng and Rufus kinda pfft'd at death. ...As did Sephiroth, just a bit. Poor Hojo got the short end of the stick. And Zack is only half-dead; his ghost still watches over Cloud. On the field of battle. During his daily angst sessions. So why not in the shower, too?)
Well, I'm sure employee #226 didn't want to be the one to tell Seph "Uh, about the Cloud thing, no."
XD Special is good...