Costumes are notoriously nix on the comfort. Which is why crack costumes are always nice to have in supply- thank the Gods for Yami no Matsuei. Who were you cosplaying back then, since I lack the brain cells to remember?

(Ne, actually, 'hakase' is translated to mean 'doctor'; or so I'm pretty sure. Doctor in the sense of an academic researcher; aka. when you get your PhD, you become a 'Doctor' of your study. Which would still prove your point. XD But, yeah- 'Kyoju' translates to 'Professor', not 'hakase'. *Nit Picks*)