I have ice blood, myself. What is this 'hot' you speak of? ;P

Well, that's true. But I've been wearing men's clothes virtually my entire life, so I know a thing or two about how to wear them. One of the things I would do in summer camp when I was your age, when we played our token boys vs. girls Capture the Flag game, was tuck my hair up under a baseball cap and infiltrate enemy territory. Worked pretty damn good, too.

A discreet safety pin would be good- no fear of the yukata coming open at all!